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Safely Capture Bigfoot, Win a Million Dollars?
Safely Capture Bigfoot, Win a Million Dollars?

How would you like to win a million dollars? It’s simple, just find Bigfoot. A beer company in Washington State plans to award one million dollars to anyone who can safely capture Bigfoot. The post reads: “Olympia Beer and Bigfoot have been leaving footprints together in the Pacific Northwest since 1896. We have been sharing the same back yard for over a century and we believe it’s time to do what has never been done, and that is to offer a one million dollar reward to anyone who can ensure the safe capture of Bigfoot. When we say safe capture that means Bigfoot has to be alive and breathing folks, with no wounds. That’s right you can’t use any act of violence, no guns/knives/boxing gloves/nets/etc, only sugar or sweets to lure him in.” The project is being hailed as the “most penetrative search for Bigfoot ever conducted in the United States.” You’ll have to register in order to be eligible for the reward, http://olympiabigfoot.com/ Good luck!

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