Josh Martin

Take a One-Way Trip to Mars

The Mars One Foundation has announced plans to take volunteers, who are interested, on a one-way trip to Mars! Seriously, if you’re interested you should plan to living out the remainder of your life on the red planet. The CEO explained, “Round One is where we open the doors to Mars for everyone on Earth. This is an international mission and it is very important for the project that anyone anywhere can ask themselves: Do I want this? Am I ready for this? If the answer is yes then we want to hear from you.” I’m sure there’s probably some people who you would love to send on that trip like your boss, maybe your mother-in-law, but signing yourself up for a ONE-WAY trip to a planet with no atmosphere to live out the rest of your days! Why not just sign up to be shot with a gun! It’s soooo much faster.

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