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The WORST Date Outfits
The WORST Date Outfits

Got a “hot date” this weekend? has a list of the top things you SHOULDN’T wear while on it:

For men avoid:

Sweatpants.  And it’s probably a bad idea if you’re a woman too, because they make you look like you either just came from the gym, or just rolled out of bed.

Flip-flops and shorts.  This one only really applies if you’re doing something formal though like having dinner at a nice restaurant.  If it’s your tenth date and you’re getting ice cream or something, it’s fine.  The POINT is, guys are more likely to show up for a date underdressed.

Any article of clothing that’s covered in pet hair.  The worst is if it’s something BLACK, because you can see hair on it.  This one should apply for women too, because it screams “crazy cat lady.”

Gold chains.  If it’s a small cross or something you ALWAYS wear, that’s okay…just don’t show up looking like Mr. T.  And if you’re the type of guy who wears gold chains, you might ALSO be the type who uses too much Axe Body Spray, or wears dress shirts with half of the buttons undone.  Don’t do those things either.

Now here are the four worst things WOMEN can wear on a date:

Uggs.  They’re probably better than Army boots, but they’re still not a sexy choice for a first date or anything formal.  In fact, a woman has a better chance of pulling off flip-flops on a first date than Uggs.  But like sweatpants, they’re fine if you’ve been dating a while.

Anything a stripper might wear.  Like high heels, thigh-high leather boots, or a really short mini-skirt…you WANT to look sexy…but not “ready”.

A top that shows too much cleavage.  Guys may disagree, but it goes along with the stripper wear.  If you’re going out with someone to hook up with them, OK…but if you want to have a real conversation with the guy, don’t distract him with too much boob…they are SO easily distracted!

Long, fake fingernails.  A lot of guys assume that if a girl has ridiculous fake nails, she’s probably high-maintenance.  Meaning, there’s a decent chance she needs a lot of attention, and also wastes money on stupid stuff.

What’s the worst thing someone wore while YOU were on a date?


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