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What Men Should NEVER Say To Women
What Men Should NEVER Say To Women

In case you haven’t figured it out yet, gentlemen, there are a few things you should NEVER say to a woman when you’re dating.

Here are six phrases that should be totally off limits (if you want to KEEP dating) from BettyConfidential.com:

“Are you really going to eat all that?”  If you ask this, you might as well just call her fat.

“Who’s your friend?”  Maybe you’re just trying to be polite, but your girlfriend might interpret it another way: That you think her friend is hot.  (Let’s face it…that’s probably why you asked!)

“You’re crazy!”  Once you’re in a relationship, maybe…but when you’re just starting out, those words are poison to women.

“Can I kiss you?”  Think Nike…don’t ask, just DO IT!  Confidence is sexy, and while asking for a kiss is polite…it’s NOT confident.

“But the game is on!”  Most women are pretty understanding when it comes to men and sports.  If you’re constantly using “the game” as an excuse to get out of doing something, it’s going to get annoying fast.

“Are you ready yet?”  Just remember this:  She’s taking that long to get ready so she can look good for YOU!

Got it?  Good!  If NOT, it might just be best to keep you mouth shut!

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