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Have you been abducted by ALIENS?

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Have you been abducted by ALIENS?

Quick question for you: Have you been abducted by aliens?

A British man named Philip Kinsella claims he was abducted by “reptilian” aliens back in 1989.

He says they looked like small dinosaurs and beamed him up, atripped him naked and probed him (of course)!

Sounds like an SNL skit, no?

He’s spoken with lots of other people who claim they’ve been abducted and he thinks a lot more of us have been and just don’t realize it.

Here are his five signs you’ve been abducted by aliens:

  1. Bumps under your skin He claims aliens often leave implants under your skin that will show up on X-rays and could be as small as a grain of rice.
  2. Nosebleeds He had random nosebleeds for two years after he was abducted .
  3. Strange flashbacks You might start remembering bits and pieces of memories your brain blocked out.
  4. Missing time Think you’ve gone for a 20-minute walk, then found out you’d been gone for hours?  Someone who says they’ve been abducted 60 TIMES claims it happened to him in the 1980s.
  5. Psychic powers He claims the reptiles that took him up somehow opened his mind and left him with supernatural abilities and he now makes a living as a psychic medium. 

How many boxes did you check off? 🤔

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