Heading to a wedding in 2023?

Slate.com has their list of “new rules” for weddings to make them better!

They include:

• No more engagement parties
• No outdoor summer weddings
• Your closest friends, not you, should control the guest list
• It is entirely fine to deny anyone a plus-one for any reason
• Never say “black tie optional”…choose for your guests
• It is fine to skip a wedding for any reason, but RSVP early
• No kids at the reception
• Traveling from out of town?  You don’t need to get the couple a gift
• It’s fine if someone else wears white
• No one has to walk you down the aisle
• Give us a good kiss
• Posed photos are over
• Simplify the menu
• Speeches must be pre-written
• Dancing is mandatory for everyone able to do so

What do you think? Which ones would you add?