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What to REALLY Expect…

… when you’re expecting.

This article/blog pretty much hits the nail on the head.  I wish I’d seen this when I first found out I was prego, because I just about fell out of my chair snorting with laugher.  The again maybe I wouldn’t haven’t fully understood nor appreciated it back then.

Forget all the romanticizing, the cooing, the cuddling…  BAH!  How about the 5 Circles of Hellish Awkwardness and Stunned Fumbling Toward Acceptance?

Prepare to hyperventilate…this is FUNNY!  Here’s Some Of The Stuff You Won’t Expect When You’re Expecting

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